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And a "call girl" is a girl you call.
And a "playmate" is mate you play with, etc. . . .

That's called euphemisms.
Gigolo.

Actually there is a grain of truth in my answer.

I think I am pretty good at entertaining women (that's not a double entendre, I have to pronounce it in the original French to show my sophistication to women [doobl ontondr]). I consider it the highest skill. You have to understand the psychology of women. You have to tailor your storytelling skills to women.

Rule #1 and Rule #2. They don't want to hear war stories (sorry chess, you are a war game). They love Harlequin Romance Novels.

It requires incredible skills and sophistication.

It is like Star Trek: The Mirror Universe.

You take what you know from your Mirror Universe and convert it to a palatable form in the Other Mirror Universe. Judo in your Universe is Tango in their Universe.
Oh, when you want to watch a Patrick Swayze movie with women, pick Dirty Dancing and NOT Road House.

That's the general concept.
I can't believe this. I'm going to teach you guys how to be man-whores!

Here it goes.

Boys play with G.I. Joes (and Cobra). That's toys soldiers. That's chess.

What do girls play with?
Barbie dolls. Ken Doll. Malibu House. Dog. Corvette.

Watch this simple commercial.
It contains ALL the elements.

Doll house. Barbie and Ken. Their pet dog. Corvette. Pretty dresses for both.
And it that that Sleeping Beauty, Snow White waken by a kiss from the Prince storyline to it.

There it is. Now you all can be man-whores!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe4pGZi8gXA

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