Let's start WW3! (story chain)

One day, Donald Trump was walking into Walmart...

@LordSupremeChess said in #1:
> One day, Donald Trump was walking into Walmart...

Then Vladimir putin launches a nuclear strike.

@Approximation said in #2:
> Then Vladimir putin launches a nuclear strike.
Dammit not that fast!

But Kim Jong Un had an upset tummy that day...

then trump buys some lettuce and forces putin to eat it, so the nuclear strike hits russia

Then Professor X joins the chat.

Then John Hancock proceeds to take on Professor X in a pizza eating competition.

No, Putin walked at same time into Wallmart and it got bombed and they blame an Islamic terror attack. Think I dunno the story?

#FakeNews